Peacock to Get Cock

I own a bear coat, kangoo jumps, a turkey beanie, a batman skirt, and a bunch of other crazy things. I love these items because I honestly have a love of the “ridiculous.” But they’re also great peacocking tools.

1. Choose your peacocking item

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Kangoo Jumps going strong at a music festival
Preferably this will be an object, not a part of you. Peacocking things generally aren’t “hot” so when you take the item off, you’ll be instantly hotter

2. Share you’re peacocking item

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Sharing is caring
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Sharing the bear & turkey at a bar
People might think that you’re an attention whore for wearing a bear jacket, but if you let them wear it, you’re fun! Just keep an eye on the person. I’ve had many an item stolen this way

3. Choose your target pikachu

If you’re peacocking in something awesome enough, you’ll already have practically everyone’s attention. So choose who you want to give that attention to

4. Only choose 1 peacocking item

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You don’t want to look like a baffoon or like you’re going to a rave. You want people to think that you’re having fun, not a crazy person or on too many psychedelics to hold a conversation

5. Wear something sexy

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You can get away with something sexier if you wear something silly with it. It’s hard to judge someone’s outfit as slutty if they wear it with a turkey hat. My go to is my leather dress with my turkey hat. 

6. Choose a funny peacocking item: People love to laugh. Embrace you’re inner nerd and have fun!

7. Another way to peacock is to do something ridiculous. If you’re in a group, climb on something and get comfy. Or sit in a field and make flower wreaths. Swim as far out in the ocean as you can before someone thinks you’re not safe and gets a lifeguard to save you. Or dig a hole on the beach all day. Do your own thing and make that thing different. Do something for yourself and people will notice you for it. And they’ll probably talk to you about it.
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One time I was digging a hole on the beach to entertain myself and this really hot guy and his friend came over and joined me. The hot guy is on the left. Don’t ask me who that other guy is. O forgot he was there at all. 

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