I was at the biggest douche bar in NYC, The 13th Step, with Dani 1 night when she spotted him. He had brown hair, cauliflower ears and defined muscles protruding through his tight tee. I thought he looked sort of “Jersey shore,” but Dani was from the Jersey Shore so I couldn’t blame her.
We started talking to the guy. He was a personal trainer and also worked at the farmers market selling his family’s farmed goods. His family owned a farm in New Jersey so he sometimes helped out with farm work as well. I was pretty interested in farming at the time so I had plenty of questions.
Dani ran into her “Monday guy” and I tried to distract myself from the farmer/ personal trainer by talking to this seemingly gay guy to the right of me.
I’m mildly freaking out because the gay guy tried to make out with me! And I went along with it for a second because I didn’t see it coming! Bleh!
I looked over at Dani who was flirting with her Monday boy despite the fact that he was with what I could only assume was his Sunday girl given that it was Sunday.
Dani and I are talking to the personal trainer and his less exciting friend. Dani gets up to go to the bathroom and the personal trainer asks me to go home with him. I explain to him that Dani is into him and so it wouldn’t be respectful of me. He says that he’s not into Dani.
“Oh my god! Wow! You’re so good!” I scream. The personal trainer is hanging onto the pipes above his bed to lift himself in order to thrust harder. Which was a technique that clearly worked!
We had sex for a long time but it was too crazy good for me to come and he still hadn’t. “That’s so fun that you have pipes above your bed!” I said.
“You want to try?” He asked.
I got on top. I was really into the pipes. We had sex in a bunch of positions and came a couple times. After, I proceeded to play on the pipes like a child. I was all hyped up from the amazing sex.
When I saw Dani at school, she wasn’t too thrilled with me for “taking her guy.” I told her that I felt really bad but couldn’t help but to tell her how awesome the sex was. I think that it was the best sex of my life and I knew Dani would appreciate that. Dani gave me a hard time for weeks and I never “took her guy,” again.
I also never saw the personal trainer again. He was one of the only guys that I ever tried booty calling. He didn’t seem to into it (given he said he was in New Orleans so he was probably living it up) so I didn’t bother again.