Your narcissism is the only thing that reflects in a mirror selfie. Unless you’re Helene Meldahl in which case your mirror selfies are awesome!
2. Gym Pictures
We get it, you lift brah. Unless you’re a weight lifting a penguin in which case, that’s something that I didn’t know about you and you should probably show me on tinder. Or if you go to the gym in costume to distract from you’re friend who’s embarrassed to work out? I mean, that proves that you’re both funny and loyal- and although you may not work out yourself, props!
3. Fishing Photos
Oh, you’re a man because you have a big fish? Real original. Unless you can recreate the fish face or prove some real man hood leaping through the air with a spear. Then you’re the shit!
4. Group Shots
It’s great that you have friends but if all of your pictures are of groups, nobody knows who you are. Unless you are the entire group- this guy got it right.
5. Pics with Kids
Unless by kid you mean baby goat, your picture carries lots of potential baggage. If you have a cute niece or nephew, or if you’re just trying to look sensitive with some friend’s kid, save it for a time where your relationship to the child will be less confusing. This guy hanging with this disabled goat on the other hand is touching.
What do you think are the worst kinds of Tinder photos? Do you know any exceptions?